![]() ![]() Plus, a lot hinges on the stats of my hideous player, who’s 6’11”, 258 lbs, once killed a man, and moves like a redwood tree on a yoga ball. ![]() I should get into some analysis of how NBA 2K17 plays here, though it’s difficult because, as I said, I don’t know how to play basketball. The ball is the most precious thing in the world to me. “The Warriors Ble needs to cut down on the mental errors, and show more value for the ball.” Screw you too, Nate. After a cutscene in which I call my mom-which means I’ve called a virtual mom more than I’ve called my real mom this month, shamefully-I manage to score 7 points in my first real game, with 0 rebounds, 0 assists, and 0 blocks for a scouting score of D+.
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